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nikip:

jahthelesbian:

youngslag:

fangirltothefullest:

This is 100% accurate. 

Just so my friends know, they can do this

Yaaasssss

TRIX

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i wore red lipstick to the grocery store last Monday
to buy a carton off eggs and so when the cashier told
me that my eyes reminded him of the ocean, i asked
if he’s ever drowned in his own sadness, he said my
total was $1.89 and that he didn’t know what i meant,
i payed in quarters and told him i was an Art major,
i told him my boyfriend was a musician and we were
saving up for an apartment in the city and how i’d
use the walls as canvases and how he’d play his
piano on Sunday mornings when the rain tasted like
salt, and i told him that i had my first art opening in
three weeks and he should stop by and i’d introduce
him to this friend i had named Lolita who was really
good in bed, he thought i was insane and i wonder
if he knew how many times i’ve cried in the shower
with my make up smeared and my eyes swollen shut,
he said “yeah, yeah, sounds good, have a nice day”
and i wonder if he’ll ever know i wanted to really be
a poet and that’s why when some man in the parking
lot asked if i had a lighter, i dropped my eggs while
stumbling to find one, and cried on the way home
confessions from my alcoholic mother (via oprosti)

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pornstarbucks:

younevershineifyouneverburn:

froslasss:

sucysucyfivedolla:

sucysucyfivedolla:

hi-sweet-tea:

terra-butt:

*makes spongebob references during sex*

You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

we just need to plug up all these holes

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are you feeling it now mr.krabs

Bring it around town

i’ll never wash this hand againimage

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jakemalik:

vvendys:

jakemalik:

This right here is the definition of true love. Not shaped by any stereotype. Not arranged by an over controlling parent. But a rare and beautiful true expression of raw love.

This will NOT ruin your blog. Reblog if you have a heart <3

me kissing a bag of chips was featured on a porn blog i’m so done

jakemalik:

vvendys:

jakemalik:

This right here is the definition of true love. Not shaped by any stereotype. Not arranged by an over controlling parent. But a rare and beautiful true expression of raw love.

This will NOT ruin your blog. Reblog if you have a heart <3

me kissing a bag of chips was featured on a porn blog i’m so done

(Source: hi, via tumbledore-)

Audrey Hepburn as Sabrina, 1954

(Source: beauvelvet, via fuckyeahaudreyhepburn)

dingy:

macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”

the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”

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alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

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canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

twodoorcinemaclubsoda:

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

22 years old, and it’s still a mystery.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

kimi-ni-sachi-are:

[Watch the entire video of tomska's Sex Talk here]

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